Your name is RYAN. You kicked and screamed to no avail as you became 21, also known as...ugh, an adult. A number of toys and knick knacks are scattered about your room. You have far too many interests. You have a passion for THEATRICS and FANTASY. You like to make others laugh but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for the MACABRE, and are an aspiring ACTOR. You also like to play games, read comics, plot villainy, listen to classic rock, worship The Joker, watch T.V. and movies. Your biggest problem is you’ve pulled yourself so far away from reality, that you essentially live your fantasies. What will you do?
I AM CURRENTLY LOSING MY SHIT ABOUT THE HOBBIT NEXT WEEK.
Let me put this into perspective for you.
Return of the King released in 2003.
it’s been almost 10 years since we were last in Middle Earth.