>Making special painstaking tea. for half an hour
>”Wow, this is the best batch I think I’ve ever done!”
>Go to pour it into pitcher.
>Don’t realize pitcher has dispenser nozzle, which is in the down position.
>All tea spills into sink.
Filling the loneliness in my chest with Teriyaki chicken and Pork Fried Rice.
You should try that flavored powder stuff that you sprinkle on your popcorn. It’s actually super super good, and they have hella flavors.
Oh heeeeeelllll nah. See when I was young, I grabbed a whole thing of that powdered popcorn cheese. Good deal right? WRONG. I coated that shit on my p-corn because, once again, cheese is my friend right? Shit is NOT cheese homie. I was coughing for a good 20 minutes and bookin’ to the closest water fountain for relief. Science needa stop workin on diseases and figure out how to put better cheese in popcorn.
It’s actually supposed to be cheesy popcorn, which in retrospect was very nearly false advertising. You see I am familiar with cheese. We go beyond acquaintanceship. For when your Jesus stopped helping me in life, assorted Cheeses stepped up. But lets not let this get religious about who’s better, Jesus of Cheeses. I will certainly be sending an agrey letter to the likes of Mr. Redenbacher in regards to his significantly un-cheesy, cheesy popcorn.